Infowars hardens Viagra knockoff sales with 2nd Amendment Rant

Infowars hardens Viagra knockoff sales with 2nd Amendment Rant

You can always tell when Alex Jones and Infowars are starting to see softening sales of their “Alpha Power Male Enhancement” pills. Simply because the common sense level goes down (if that is even possible!), the content involved goes down even further and the ads for hairy like monkey man go up. And nothing will do that better than an old fashion viagra and 2nd Amendment rant.

So we kick off this rant sale with testosterone and violence. Reminding everyone of the protests that have occurred, that the nation’s youth have gotten fed up with the countless and endless violence in schools. That they have tired of students being acceptable loses on the altar of gun sales.

Remember, according to Alex Jones, the freedom of religion does not apply to Muslims or Atheists. It only applies to evangelicals who support Israel. So you can understand that the freedom of speech only applies to those who support Alex Jones and his Trumpistanian pursuit of the purity of the 2nd Amendment.

Funny, to that “Alpha Male,” rights only matter when in complete agreement with him.

Or buying his amazing products at amazing prices, get yours while supplies last!

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Don’t make Alex take off his shirt!

The InfoLies so far.

The story that Infowars is going for is this, that this secretive Michael Bloomberg and other Cabal of anti-gun activists are funding children and other groups to push the narrative to change the Second Amendment. That much is true. The story as they regurgitate it from Breitbart (we know it must be high-quality journalism there) is that teens are somehow being manipulated by NPR, by Everytown for Gun Safety. That somehow, some way, these teens are incapable of deciding that they are tired of being targets.

Believe me. Teens can plan. Teens can put things in motion. And when teens get upset, they can make things happen.

But let’s be perfectly honest, if they were coming out in favor of ammosexualism, Alex Jones would be having a First Person Shooter right now.

But this is not about facts, it’s about product placement.

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Oh yes, I see a serious 2nd Amendment discussion here

 

Infowars and Alex Jones think that their viewers are one brain cell above amoeba status.  They understand what stories will anger them, what trigger words will cause them to seek out their safe spaces and reach for their credit cards and they milk them for every cent. Look at it. In one page they have guns, cleavage and alpha male. I am sure that there is some Harvard Marketing Guru nodding his head somewhere whispering, “You have done well grasshopper.”

The Common Sense of it All

A little dosage of common sense in the 2nd Amendment

Our system of government allows for examination of all of our laws. Our Constitution allows for every Article to be amended.

In fact, this might alarm those of you who are ammosexual, but the 2nd Amendment is not carved into stone. In fact, it is AN AMENDMENT. It was added to the Constitution, and should through the process of changing the Constitution, it be repealed, then it would no longer be the law of the land.

It is not a protected amendment. Because it was part of the Bill of Rights gives it no more protected status than the 3/5ths rule, Slavery, Prohibition, or the Designated Hitter rule.

Wishing or Hoping will not make it so.

Threats of a Civil War only make you traitors. And remember how well the last one turned out.

This is a nation of men, ideas, and laws. We may not always like those laws, but when we elect leaders who change the laws in accordance with the majority’s will, we do not have the luxury of throwing a temper tantrum when the laws change.

And stirring up the masses to show off our hairy chests and selling snake oil only makes you look stupid Alex.

1 Comment

  1. Very well written. Thanks for sharing with Hardin County Democrats!!

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